I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
You have gone blind and want cereal
People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway
makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN
not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean
step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit
When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
Every single person that reblogs this will get an embarrassing photo of a band member in their ask. Every. Single. One.
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
new gif for tumblr fights
- Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
- Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you